Three Jewish mothers are discussing the love their sons show them.
Mother 1: My son loves me so much; he sends me a beautiful bouquet of flowers for mothers' day!
Mother 2: That you call love? That's a "one-time-a-year-get-it-off-my-back-move." My son, on the other hand, loves me so much that he bought me a Rolls-Royce for my 60th birthday!
Mother 3 (with a snort): What do you ladies know about love? Let me tell you about true love: my son, for the past twenty years, goes to a special doctor twice a week and pays over a hundred dollars a visit – and who do you think he talks about during all those expensive visits? ME!
