The rabbi shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from his post and moving to a dryer climate. After the service, a very distraught lady came to the rabbi with tears in her eyes. "Oh, Rabbi, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!"
The kind-hearted rabbi said, "Now, now, Carolyn, don't cry. The rabbi who takes my place might be even better than me."
"Yeah," she sighed, with a tone of disappointment in her voice. "That's what they said last time..."
