Moshke came home with breaking news: "The rabbi just announced that some Moshiach guy is coming soon, and plans on taking us all to Israel!"
Shprintza was horrified: "To Israel? How could we leave the cows alone? Oy vey!"
Moshke runs back to the rabbi to voice his wife's objections.
The rabbi says: "Moshke! Forget about cows, when Moshiach comes and we go to Israel, we will never have to suffer from the Cossacks and anti-Semites! No more fear!"
When Shprintza heard what the rabbi had said, she came up with a brilliant idea: "Listen Moshke, go tell the rabbi, to tell this Moshiach dude, to take the Cossacks with him to Israel, and leave us alone!"
