An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing about who came first.
The architect makes his pitch: "Well, I came first; after all, when Noah built the ark, who was there to help design and construct it? Obviously, there was one of mine on the scene.
The doctor pushes the architect to the side. "What are you talking about?" he dismisses him with a haughty look. "Don't you realize that already on the sixth day of creation G-d operated on Adam and made a woman out of him? That's complicated surgery! In order to create Eve, G-d must have had a surgeon on premises to help out."
The lawyer smirks and pulls the winning argument out of his hat: "Ha! In the second verse, the Torah states that before the creation there was " tohu vavohu" (void and confusion.) Now who could create tohu vavohu if not a lawyer?"
