Thursday, December 13, 2007

Two Plus Two?

After years in the local mental asylum, Johnny was about to be released as a functioning member of society.
In order to be sure of his progress, however, the authorities decided that his intelligence would have to be tested. The all-important question came: How much are two plus two?
All of his buddies were there for the exam, nervously biting their nails in tension. Would he make it? Jonnie had two minutes to answer the question, and he was taking his time. With only five seconds left, Jonnie jumped up. "I have the answer! It's four!
All at once, his buddies started protesting: "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"