A new Rabbi was elected for the grand synagogue in town. In his first lecture, the rabbi discussed the importance of keeping kosher.
After descending from the podium, he was approached by the president of the synagogue who voiced his disapproval for talking about such a touchy subject.
So the next week, he spoke about Shabbat observance, and the president nearly blew up on him in rage: "How do you have the chutzpah to speak about Shabbat in this community where no one keeps Shabbat?!"
When, after speaking about tefilin the next week, the president warns him that he'll be fired, the Rabbi turns to him in frustration and asks, "So what do you want me to speak about?"
The president responds, "Just speak about Judaism!"
