Thursday, December 13, 2007

A Jew is a Jew

Three Jews were condemned to death by firing squad. They stood against the wall, holding hands and shivering with fear, as they closed their eyes in trepidation, waiting for the end. The countdown began: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4…
Realizing that their time had come, one Jew opened his mouth and cried out, "Shema Yisroel Hashem Elokeinu Hashem Echod!"
His companions opened their eyes in shock and quickly admonished him: "Silence, you fool! You'll get us all into trouble!"